Lunch for the past week - Tuna salad on romaine hearts with a pea-based protein shake... mmmm!

... gonna get into great shape if it kills me... which, it very well might

Don't be jealous of the deliciousness.

My partner in crime left me here, alone...to fend for myself and hold down the fort...
is this fair? is this humane?!
oh, woe is me
I feel I should devise a plot to break the stillness in the air and awaken the mood
I should plan something dastardly to express my distaste of silence and loneliness.
....
I did it.
what?
you will not know, until you know.
Goodbye.

A bowtie a day ...makes people laugh and smile.

I put on pants today, again.
One leg at a time, just like you. (if you are wearing pants)
Every inch my foot traveled down my pant leg, I dreaded, knowing the end result.
The second leg was more excruciating than the first, with the discomfort so fresh in my memory.
I look forward to 5:00 when I can shed this burden.

At least I am not wearing any underwear, that is a consolation.

I am so glad no one is reading this... ;)

I am wearing pants today, it feels uncomfortable.  I wish I wasn't, but work demands that I do.  Shower thought:
Imagine if you could work without pants on?... I wonder how much more productive I could be...

at work, trying to look smarter.

Today I am suffering in the office with my colleagues.  I will be going home when I am done work.  I will need to figure out what to make for dinner, then attempt to wrangle 3 wild demons into some sort of sleep-wear, if possible, run some water and brush over their teeth, hair, face, whatever is possible and toss them into a room and hope some sort of relaxation happens for some period of time longer than 3 hours and I don't have to wake up at midnight to a screaming minion wanting water, pee, poo, milk, food, cry, wah.